Sometimes I get the itch to go out for a drink thinking I might miss meeting the woman of my dreams, but then I realize the woman of my dreams isn’t at a bar at 12:36 on a Wednesday morning. No, the woman of my dreams is asleep in bed with her lame boyfriend she’s only now beginning to see is lame. Nice enough guy, but no passion or curiosity. It was cute when he called her babe at first but now it’s just lazy and distant sounding. The woman of my dreams just twitched in her sleep because I mentioned her. The woman of my dreams is not usually twitchy. The woman of my dreams likes Family Guy but doesn’t LOVE Family Guy. The woman of my dreams will engage in conversations that don’t necessarily cater to her in exchange for my moving quickly through the shop talk. The woman of my dreams has to be up at 7am. Maybe the woman of my dreams is at the gym, not the bar. I better get to bed.

I will allow time for every girl on the face of this planet to stop and think about how this truly applies to her current relationship, and be absolutely convinced that she is destined to be with John Mayer FOR SURE. (…. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. …….. ….. ….. ….)  Are we good now?

Did you like how I pretended to not be one of those girls haha.  Here’s what I admire about this particular blog: it’s to the point authentic.  Despite all the crap John Mayer “goes through” or “does to himself” as far as what we can tell from the media, I still believe there’s an ‘Inside wants Out’ guy in there somewhere who still craves to be comfortable with someone.  Sure fame and money are there, but sometimes a little bit of familiarity peeks through in what he says, and hit songs aside, I find that he puts words to something that I didn’t even know I felt until I read them.  One of those “Oh my God, yes I know exactly what you mean!” moments.  And yes, I’m the one with the creative writing degree so I should be able to just pin point these things easily but damn, sometimes this guy is just good.

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   john mayer, you are pure genius.

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    dis­tant sound­ing....con­ver­sa­tions...nec­es­sar­ily

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    The man of my dreams just exudes confidence. He knows he’s worth my time, so...think so...

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    For some reason,...be kinda sweet. Am...one? John Mayer’s...